Thought You Had a Bad Day?

Thought You Had a Bad Day?

A man was working on his motorcycle in his garage and his wife was in the kitchen, which was just opposite the garage. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle when it accidentally slipped into gear. The man had been holding onto the handle bars and he got dragged through the garage doors with the motorcycle and got dumped onto the floor inside the house.

His wife heard the crash and ran into the dining room, found her husband lying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle was lying next to him along with the shattered window panes. She ran to the phone and dialled the ambulance. Since they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of stairs across the street to escort the paramedics to her husband.

After the ambulance arrived, the paramedics shifted the man to the hospital. Since he was not hurt all that much, they let his wife go home. After reaching home, the wife uprighted the motorcycle and pushed it outside. Seeing that gas was spilled on the floor, the wife got some paper towels, blotted up the gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet. The man was treated at the hospital and then released, he was taken home same day.

After reaching home, he looked at the shattered window panes and the damage done to his motorcycle. He got depressed, went to the bathroom, sat down on the toilet seat and smoked a cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between his legs into the toilet bowl while seated.

BANG!!!!!!!!!

His wife, who was in the kitchen preparing soup for him, heard the loud explosion and her husband screaming. She ran into the bathroom and found her husband lying on the bathroom floor. His trousers had been blown away and he had burns on the buttocks, the back of his legs, and his groin.

The wife again ran and called the ambulance. The very same paramedic crew was dispatched and the wife met them at the street. The paramedics loaded the husband on to the stretcher and began carrying him to the street. While they were going down the stairs to the street accompanied by the wife, one of the paramedics asked the wife how the husband had burned himself.

She told them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them slipped and tipped the stretcher, dumping the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs and broke his arm.

So you thought you had a bad day, think about this poor fellow........